exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

(Source: exactable)

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl)

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supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

  • someone: you're fat
  • me: thanks
  • someone: but I just called you fa-
  • me: i know and i forgive you for misspelling fab
  • someone: but
  • me: apology accepted

(Source: enjol-ras)

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home